I'm Jay. I believe in magic. No, not the kind of spell-kind of magic, but the kind of magic that exists within ourselves. I write novels. I sometimes pretend my life is a movie, and it makes everything better, because usually movies have a fairytale ending and that's how I imagine my ending to be. I'm not forever alone, I'm married to my Harry Potter collection; I'm forever happy. I love coffee and strawberries and coconut and math. One day, I want to be the author of a best seller. If you want to talk, just message me :) I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance. :)
slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

burghers:

are any of my followers rich 

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

selectively:

but mom i can’t go outside

there’s people out there

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

newyorkfamous:

deuo:

grinds-my-gears:

aquasaur:

Reasons Why Girls Don’t Give Blowjobs
Life Tips You Need To Know
Exercises For Flat Abs
Awesome Eyeliner Tricks
Best Butts On Instagram
How To Gain Confidence Around Guys
How To Look Super Hot
Celebrities Before/After Photoshop
Brilliantly Easy Makeup Tips You Never Knew About

OMG the one about blowjobs is so true!!

I can’t believe I never knew about those makeup tips


Madonna looks so old in the before photoshop picture! 

newyorkfamous:

deuo:

grinds-my-gears:

aquasaur:

Reasons Why Girls Don’t Give Blowjobs

Life Tips You Need To Know

Exercises For Flat Abs

Awesome Eyeliner Tricks

Best Butts On Instagram

How To Gain Confidence Around Guys

How To Look Super Hot

Celebrities Before/After Photoshop

Brilliantly Easy Makeup Tips You Never Knew About

OMG the one about blowjobs is so true!!

I can’t believe I never knew about those makeup tips

image

Madonna looks so old in the before photoshop picture! 

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

wigwams:

when your alarm goes off on a saturday

image

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created




so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created

so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

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