I'm Jay. I believe in magic. No, not the kind of spell-kind of magic, but the kind of magic that exists within ourselves. I write novels. I sometimes pretend my life is a movie, and it makes everything better, because usually movies have a fairytale ending and that's how I imagine my ending to be. I'm not forever alone, I'm married to my Harry Potter collection; I'm forever happy. I love coffee and strawberries and coconut and math. One day, I want to be the author of a best seller. If you want to talk, just message me :) I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance. :)

cokeflow:

shout out to people who help me with really simple things because I’m an idiot

torrilla:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston Breaks Into Tears At ‘Thor 2’ Premiere [HD 720P] (x)

Have you ever seen a Loki cry? When MTV News tracked down Tom Hiddleston at last night’s “Thor: The Dark World” red carpet in Los Angeles, we witnessed the rarest sight in all the Nine Realms: a god breaking down into tears.

…But since it was Loki, they were mock tears, as News’ Josh Horowitz noted that this might be Hiddleston’s last Marvel red carpet, ever — particularly considering Marvel head honcho Kevin Feige has said there are no immediate plans for the trickster in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

"Oh man, I hadn’t thought about until you told me," Hiddleston said, a bit of The Tesseract seeming to get caught in the corner of his eye. Pulling himself together, Hiddleston continued that, "I just really miss it, man. You know, it’s been, like, a really good time. You made me cry!"

Okay, fine, so it all turned out to be one of Laufeyson’s many illusions — Hiddleston was just joking with Horowitz. But on a slightly more serious/wistful note, Hiddleston said, “It’s been absolutely above and beyond my wildest dreams. I got cast four years ago. I came out to LA with some money I earned from British TV in my pocket, I did some auditions, and one of them was for Kenneth Branagh’s Thor. Being Loki has changed my life.”

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

your dad left you because he couldn’t right

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  1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

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